Happy New Year everyone! Enjoy you're 2009.
I will no longer be blogging here anymore. Will be using a facebook blog. Blogger, thanks for the memories. Farewell, all!
Friday, January 02, 2009
Friday, December 26, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Why You Should Never Lie On Your Resume
Watch how this lady got caught lying on her resume. The consequences are hilarious!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Pathetically pathetic! Lol!
I found these "flirting tips" from the May '08 issue of OK! Magazine. If women actually tried them out they must be super duper desperate!
At the Bar: Be naughty. "Order a drink with a provocative name, like Sex on the Beach" suggests Eve Marx, author of Read My Hips: The Sexy Art of Flirtation.
At a Bookstore: Try the travel section. "If there's a man looking at a Prague guide, ask him if he's been there," says Marx.
My comment: That's flirting? I thought that was making conversation. I must be really good at flirting if that was the case.
At a Restaurant: Use your body. "Turn your body toward him and stare. Stick out your boobs" says Marx.
At the Gym: Hit the weight room. "Ask a guy about his ab workout" suggests Marx.
And the funniest one of all:
At the Supermarket: Find the beef. "Stand in the meat aisle - that's where the men are," says Marx. "Pick up a cut of beef and ask him the best way to cook it.
Hope y'all had a good laugh. Happy Halloween!
At the Bar: Be naughty. "Order a drink with a provocative name, like Sex on the Beach" suggests Eve Marx, author of Read My Hips: The Sexy Art of Flirtation.
At a Bookstore: Try the travel section. "If there's a man looking at a Prague guide, ask him if he's been there," says Marx.
My comment: That's flirting? I thought that was making conversation. I must be really good at flirting if that was the case.
At a Restaurant: Use your body. "Turn your body toward him and stare. Stick out your boobs" says Marx.
At the Gym: Hit the weight room. "Ask a guy about his ab workout" suggests Marx.
And the funniest one of all:
At the Supermarket: Find the beef. "Stand in the meat aisle - that's where the men are," says Marx. "Pick up a cut of beef and ask him the best way to cook it.
Hope y'all had a good laugh. Happy Halloween!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
I Can't Break It To My Heart
Here is a video of Delta Goodrem's "I Can't Break It To My Heart". This song beautifully depicts a person's difficulty in accepting the end of a relationship. I have this song as my ringtone. =P Isn't Delta a musical genius? The lyrics and music are so beautiful. Matches my mood.
If it's okay
I'll leave the bed light on
And place your water glass where it belongs
And if alrightI'll lie awake at night
Pretending i'm curled up at your side
See i'm circling these patterns
Living out of memories
I'm still a long way from accepting it
That there's just no you and me
But if i still believe you love me
Maybe i'll survive
So i tell myself you're coming home
Like you've done a million times
And if it's alright
I'll still be loving you'
cause i can't break it to my heart
Is it just me
Did i commit a crime
I won't believe that loving you
Is just a waste of time
Or was it in my head
I'm reading into things that you never said
'cause i still don't have the answers
To why we couldn't work it out
I wanna think it's something that i did
So i can turn it back around
But if i still believe you love me
Maybe i'll survive
So i tell myself you're coming home
Like you've done a million times
And if it's alright
I'll still be loving you'
cause i can't break it to my heart
And nothing will come between us
I wanna convince myself we're perfect in
Every single way as long as i can keep
The truth away from my heart
Oh 'cause i can't break it to my heart
'cause i still don't have all the answers
To why we couldn't work it out
I wanna think it's something that i did
So i can turn it back around
But if i still believe you love me
Maybe i'll survive
So i tell myself you're coming home
Like you've done a million times
And if it's alright
I'll still be loving you
'cause i can't break it to my heart
If it's okay
I'll leave the bed light on
And place your water glass where it belongs
And if alrightI'll lie awake at night
Pretending i'm curled up at your side
See i'm circling these patterns
Living out of memories
I'm still a long way from accepting it
That there's just no you and me
But if i still believe you love me
Maybe i'll survive
So i tell myself you're coming home
Like you've done a million times
And if it's alright
I'll still be loving you'
cause i can't break it to my heart
Is it just me
Did i commit a crime
I won't believe that loving you
Is just a waste of time
Or was it in my head
I'm reading into things that you never said
'cause i still don't have the answers
To why we couldn't work it out
I wanna think it's something that i did
So i can turn it back around
But if i still believe you love me
Maybe i'll survive
So i tell myself you're coming home
Like you've done a million times
And if it's alright
I'll still be loving you'
cause i can't break it to my heart
And nothing will come between us
I wanna convince myself we're perfect in
Every single way as long as i can keep
The truth away from my heart
Oh 'cause i can't break it to my heart
'cause i still don't have all the answers
To why we couldn't work it out
I wanna think it's something that i did
So i can turn it back around
But if i still believe you love me
Maybe i'll survive
So i tell myself you're coming home
Like you've done a million times
And if it's alright
I'll still be loving you
'cause i can't break it to my heart
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